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A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.

#I UDNERSTAND HTIS IS HRORIBLE BTU IC ANT’S TOP ALGUGHING

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this is horrible, but she cheated…and cheating is wrong.

omg im crying this is beautiful!


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#THIS IS BACK ON MY DASH #LOVE IT
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    mock-cry near the end and then “BITCH BE TRIPPIN” hahahahahahahha omg. Can’t believe I listened
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    A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating...
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    so fucking awsome
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    OH MY GOD ! BWAHAHAHAHAHHA!
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